I found my geography-challenged Kiwi counterpart.

  • Nice Old Kiwi Lady: Where are you from, love?
  • Me: New York...Manhattan, actually.
  • NOKL: Oh, lovely! That's near Hollywood, is it?
  • Me: Nope, other side of the country...Hollywood's all the way out in California.
  • NOKL: Oh, I see. So you're near Disney World, are you? Mickey Mouse?
  • Me: No, that's down in Florida...a plane ride away.
  • NOKL: Right...so, what's New York got, then?
  • Me: Um...you know, the Empire State Building, Statue of Liberty, Times Square...
  • NOKL: Oh yes, I've heard of that.